I’m 40, and blonde, and on TV sets nationally<\/p>\n
I’m online, on trend and can comment fashionally<\/p>\n
Some say I’m hated, but why am I in demand?<\/p>\n
Anti-PC and honesty are parts of my brand.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Called your kid ‘Tyler’? You scream working class.<\/p>\n
‘Full Time Mummy’? You sit around on your arse.<\/p>\n
Ginger babies are harder to love.<\/p>\n
Ramadan brings more bombs from above.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Hate me, you say? But I speak sense.<\/p>\n
Criticism makes you a leftie hence.<\/p>\n
People are jealous that I make so much money,<\/p>\n
That I’m in demand, wanted, so witty and funny.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
I make sense and I’ll continue to grow:<\/p>\n
The businesses, appearances, have my own show.<\/p>\n
I’m a professional disagreer in this media circus.<\/p>\n
Now let me finish my piece on burkhas.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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