Poem six. Already out of ideas<\/p>\n
What should I write about?<\/p>\n
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They are planning a human head transplant<\/p>\n
So who exactly does the thinking<\/p>\n
The old person or the new head?<\/p>\n
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The cops busted kids with a koolaid stand<\/p>\n
Guess the real criminals weren’t available<\/p>\n
Kids are so out of control these days<\/p>\n
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Someone figured out\u00a0how to fry coke.. coca cola<\/p>\n
Not the other stuff, I am sure someone has fried the other stuff<\/p>\n
They have definitely been fried by it<\/p>\n
Frying coca cola sounds kind\u00a0of sticky<\/p>\n
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If we have to fry things how\u00a0about fried coffee?<\/p>\n
Seems more to my liking<\/p>\n
Wait I think I saw a recipe for fried Starbucks<\/p>\n
Or baked Starbucks or<\/p>\n
A rolled\u00a0Starbucks fried pastry<\/p>\n
How soon can I get it at an actual Starbucks?<\/p>\n
I don’t cook.<\/p>\n
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Rue McClanahan’s death went viral<\/p>\n
Five years after she died<\/p>\n
That Rue has staying power<\/p>\n
Wonder what her next sitcom will be?<\/p>\n
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Caitlyn Jenner wore hot thigh high boots<\/p>\n
Not extremely interesting<\/p>\n
But I had to look<\/p>\n
I wasn’t impressed<\/p>\n
Thigh highs are completely impractical in Hawaii<\/p>\n
Unless you’re fishing.<\/p>\n
I don’t think Caitlyn plans<\/p>\n
To use them that way<\/p>\n
If she does it will make the news<\/p>\n
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Apparently some celebrity is with their old girlfriend<\/p>\n
Another is pregnant<\/p>\n
Another may be getting a divorce.<\/p>\n
Another is on his deathbed<\/p>\n
You know, the usual gossip. Insert names<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Only poem 6 huh….we have how many more to go?<\/p>\n
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