{"id":8698,"date":"2015-06-13T14:33:28","date_gmt":"2015-06-13T18:33:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=8698"},"modified":"2015-06-13T14:33:28","modified_gmt":"2015-06-13T18:33:28","slug":"6-why-oh-why","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2015\/06\/6-why-oh-why\/","title":{"rendered":"#6 Why, oh why?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Oh, my gosh! You\u00a0did it again.<\/p>\n<p>Why are you convinced I need a new friend?<\/p>\n<p>Why did you\u00a0get that\u00a0puppy?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>That &#8216;Molly&#8217; tried to chew my tail!<\/p>\n<p>She chewed up a shoe and half the mail.<\/p>\n<p>Did you notice she pees on the rug?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>She chased the cat,\u00a0made her hiss and run.<\/p>\n<p>You won&#8217;t let me and it&#8217;s so much fun.<\/p>\n<p>Did you see her try\u00a0to steal my food?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>She snuck upon me and slept on my leg.<\/p>\n<p>If I chase her away, she whimpers and begs.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe I like her&#8230; just a little.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>But you still love me, right?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Oh, my gosh! You\u00a0did it again. Why are you convinced I need a new friend? Why did you\u00a0get that\u00a0puppy? &nbsp; That &#8216;Molly&#8217; tried to chew my tail! She chewed up a shoe and half the mail. Did you notice she pees on the rug?&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":289,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8698","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-half-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8698","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/289"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8698"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8698\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8914,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8698\/revisions\/8914"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8698"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8698"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8698"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}