{"id":8714,"date":"2015-06-13T14:11:25","date_gmt":"2015-06-13T18:11:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=8714"},"modified":"2015-06-13T14:18:02","modified_gmt":"2015-06-13T18:18:02","slug":"my-inanimate-friend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2015\/06\/my-inanimate-friend\/","title":{"rendered":"My Inanimate Friend"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/160_1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8739\" src=\"http:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/160_1-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"160_1\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/160_1-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/160_1.jpg 555w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Inanimate Friend,<br \/>\ngoogly-eyed moss monster man,<br \/>\nnever leave my side.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Inanimate Friend, googly-eyed moss monster man, never leave my side.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":627,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,13],"tags":[18],"class_list":["post-8714","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-half-marathon-poem","category-miscellaneous","tag-haiku"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8714","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/627"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8714"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8714\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8824,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8714\/revisions\/8824"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8714"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8714"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8714"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}