{"id":88331,"date":"2021-06-26T10:05:57","date_gmt":"2021-06-26T14:05:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=88331"},"modified":"2021-06-26T17:45:19","modified_gmt":"2021-06-26T21:45:19","slug":"silly-cats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2021\/06\/silly-cats\/","title":{"rendered":"Silly CATS"},"content":{"rendered":"

C<\/b> <\/b>–<\/b> <\/b>Contentedly<\/b> <\/b>curious<\/b> <\/b>in<\/b> <\/b>her<\/b> <\/b>contemptible<\/b> <\/b>preoccupation<\/b> <\/b>of<\/b> <\/b>coercing<\/b> <\/b>my<\/b> <\/b>carpet<\/b> <\/b>into<\/b> <\/b>shreds,<\/b> <\/b>is<\/b> <\/b>she.<\/b> <\/b>Catastrophically<\/b> <\/b>creating<\/b> <\/b>whirlpools<\/b> <\/b>of<\/b> <\/b>cyclonic<\/b> <\/b>feline<\/b> <\/b>fur,<\/b> <\/b>she<\/b> <\/b>does.<\/b>\u00a0<\/span><\/b><\/p>\n

A<\/b> <\/b>–<\/b> <\/b>Atrociously<\/b> <\/b>precocious<\/b> <\/b>as<\/b> <\/b>she<\/b> <\/b>athletically<\/b> <\/b>accosts<\/b> <\/b>the<\/b> <\/b>legs<\/b> <\/b>of<\/b> <\/b>my<\/b> <\/b>antique<\/b> <\/b>armoire,<\/b> <\/b>is<\/b> <\/b>she.<\/b> <\/b>Alluring,<\/b> <\/b>attractive,<\/b> <\/b>adorable<\/b> <\/b>to<\/b> <\/b>others,<\/b> <\/b>still<\/b> <\/b>annoyingly<\/b> <\/b>she<\/b> <\/b>attacks<\/b> <\/b>my<\/b> <\/b>sleeping<\/b> <\/b>toes,<\/b> <\/b>she<\/b> <\/b>does.<\/b> \u00a0<\/span><\/b><\/p>\n

T<\/b> <\/b>–<\/b> <\/b>Tempestuously<\/b> <\/b>timid,<\/b> <\/b>training<\/b> <\/b>topaz<\/b> <\/b>eyes<\/b> <\/b>toward<\/b> <\/b>the<\/b> <\/b>transgressor<\/b> <\/b>who<\/b> <\/b>dare<\/b> <\/b>touch<\/b> <\/b>her<\/b> <\/b>venerable<\/b> <\/b>torso,<\/b> <\/b>is<\/b> <\/b>she.<\/b> <\/b>Tortuously<\/b> <\/b>ticklish,<\/b> <\/b>yet<\/b> <\/b>transversely<\/b> <\/b>tolerant<\/b> <\/b>tautly<\/b> <\/b>awaiting<\/b> <\/b>her<\/b> <\/b>trouncing<\/b> <\/b>time,<\/b> <\/b>does<\/b> <\/b>she.<\/b> \u00a0<\/span><\/b><\/p>\n

S<\/b> <\/b>–<\/b> <\/b>So<\/b> <\/b>very<\/b> <\/b>happy<\/b> <\/b>I<\/b> <\/b>have<\/b> <\/b>a<\/b> <\/b>dog,<\/b><\/p>\n

Am<\/b> <\/b>I!<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

C – Contentedly curious in her contemptible preoccupation of coercing my carpet into shreds, is she. Catastrophically creating whirlpools of cyclonic feline fur, she does.\u00a0 A – Atrociously precocious as she athletically accosts the legs of my antique armoire, is she. Alluring, attractive, adorable to…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":795,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,441],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-88331","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","category-poetry-prompt-responses"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88331","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/795"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=88331"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88331\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":88395,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88331\/revisions\/88395"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=88331"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=88331"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=88331"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}