{"id":88734,"date":"2021-06-26T10:28:43","date_gmt":"2021-06-26T14:28:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=88734"},"modified":"2021-06-26T16:11:25","modified_gmt":"2021-06-26T20:11:25","slug":"hour-2-dog-song","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2021\/06\/hour-2-dog-song\/","title":{"rendered":"Hour 2: Dog Song"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[sung to a pleasant melody]<\/p>\n<p>Last night while we were sleeping,<br \/>\nThe dog pooped on the rug.<br \/>\nThis morning I was seething,<br \/>\nBut I gave that pooch a hug.<\/p>\n<p>Though what he did was wrong, sir,<br \/>\nIt\u2019s not the same as naughty.<br \/>\nThe moral of this song, sir,<br \/>\nIs: dogs can\u2019t reach the potty.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[sung to a pleasant melody] Last night while we were sleeping, The dog pooped on the rug. This morning I was seething, But I gave that pooch a hug. Though what he did was wrong, sir, It\u2019s not the same as naughty. The moral of&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1246,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-88734","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-half-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88734","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1246"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=88734"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88734\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":88775,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88734\/revisions\/88775"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=88734"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=88734"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=88734"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}