{"id":88813,"date":"2021-06-26T10:31:13","date_gmt":"2021-06-26T14:31:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=88813"},"modified":"2021-06-26T10:31:13","modified_gmt":"2021-06-26T14:31:13","slug":"questions-unanswered","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2021\/06\/questions-unanswered\/","title":{"rendered":"Questions Unanswered"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Questions Unanswered<\/p>\n<p>At least a dozen times a week<br \/>\nI will hold out my palm, something<br \/>\ngenerally plastic, mangled into<br \/>\nan odd shape, dented, mutilated<br \/>\nto a good degree, and yet it looks<br \/>\nfamiliar, and ask my husband,<br \/>\n\u201cWhat is this?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He\u2019ll chuckle, look down at the floor<br \/>\nbefore examining this fabrication of<br \/>\nwonder, and ask the general population<br \/>\nof our home, \u201cWell, what is it? What<br \/>\nwas it? Who did this?\u201d No answers.<br \/>\nSix months ago, we would know<br \/>\nwho the culprit was,<\/p>\n<p>but now, we have two puppies,<br \/>\ntheir curiosity streaming all around<br \/>\nour home, enticing them to chew,<br \/>\ngnaw, steal anything left in their path.<br \/>\nWe blamed it on teething when<br \/>\nMunchkin, the older one, was young,<br \/>\nback when we counted his age in<br \/>\nweeks, not months.<\/p>\n<p>A floor tripping with toys, he would<br \/>\nhunt out a ball of yarn he\u2019d tear into,<br \/>\nor a pair of shoes left out of the closet \u2013<br \/>\nalways Paul\u2019s, never mine, or<br \/>\nhis favorite for treasures, the garbage pail.<br \/>\nNever fail, we\u2019d find some reshaped form<br \/>\nof something that was and would never<br \/>\nbe again.<\/p>\n<p>And now, 6 months later, we added<br \/>\nGumball to our family. Round and sweet,<br \/>\nhe lives up to his name, but he is ten times<br \/>\nmore resourceful than Munchkin. Taller<br \/>\nalready, he reaches tabletops and cubbies<br \/>\nnot meant for puppy access. He\u2019s also<br \/>\na bad influence; Munchkin has reverted<br \/>\nto chewing.<\/p>\n<p>So now, the \u201cWhat\u2019s this?\u201d question<br \/>\nexpands to \u201cWhat was it, where was it,<br \/>\nwho found it? Who did this?\u201d.<br \/>\nWe can only guess what the garbage men<br \/>\nmust think of the contents of our chewed-<br \/>\nup recycle bin.<\/p>\n<p>~ J R Turek<br \/>\nJune 26, 2021 Hour 2<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Questions Unanswered At least a dozen times a week I will hold out my palm, something generally plastic, mangled into an odd shape, dented, mutilated to a good degree, and yet it looks familiar, and ask my husband, \u201cWhat is this?\u201d He\u2019ll chuckle, look down&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1325,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-88813","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88813","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1325"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=88813"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88813\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":88829,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88813\/revisions\/88829"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=88813"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=88813"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=88813"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}