{"id":89097,"date":"2021-06-26T10:52:14","date_gmt":"2021-06-26T14:52:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=89097"},"modified":"2021-06-26T10:56:34","modified_gmt":"2021-06-26T14:56:34","slug":"89097","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2021\/06\/89097\/","title":{"rendered":"Walking My Human – Part 2"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Walking My Human \u2013 Part 2<\/u><\/em><\/p>\n

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Guys, grab the leash<\/p>\n

and slap it around your human.<\/p>\n

Get outside now!<\/p>\n

There\u2019s a plethora of tasty treats<\/p>\n

Just outside your front door!<\/p>\n

They are called ci-ca-das.<\/p>\n

They are crunchy on the outside,<\/p>\n

Soft and chewy on the inside.<\/p>\n

These cicadas are everywhere!<\/p>\n

You know, this is the golden time of the year:<\/p>\n

Not only are you walking while having a buffet,<\/p>\n

But you\u2019ll also drive your human insane with all the extra stops.<\/p>\n

Paw and sniff to your heart\u2019s content!<\/p>\n

With each step,<\/p>\n

These cicadas are everywhere.<\/p>\n

Cripe, I almost drove my human to blow a gasket.<\/p>\n

A cicada took flight and I<\/p>\n

Launched myself<\/p>\n

After it.<\/p>\n

I caught air,<\/p>\n

And the leash snapped tight toppling the recycling bin.<\/p>\n

Omg! It was a thing of beauty!<\/p>\n

Bottles, cans, and containers everywhere you looked.<\/p>\n

One bottle rolled clear into the neighbor\u2019s yard<\/p>\n

All the way at the bottom of the cul-de-sac.<\/p>\n

It was beautiful.<\/p>\n

Don\u2019t wait! Get your human off the couch now.<\/p>\n

I hear the cicadas are here for a limited time<\/p>\n

So, get outside and get your fill!<\/p>\n

You know I am.<\/p>\n

So, look for me the next time<\/p>\n

When you are out<\/p>\n

Walking your human!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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