{"id":8911,"date":"2015-06-13T14:37:25","date_gmt":"2015-06-13T18:37:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=8911"},"modified":"2015-06-13T14:37:25","modified_gmt":"2015-06-13T18:37:25","slug":"my-dog-alfred","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2015\/06\/my-dog-alfred\/","title":{"rendered":"My Dog, Alfred"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center\"><strong>My Dog, Alfred<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Fashioning himself as a gangsta, Alfred<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Hitchcock wears his gray hoodie whenever<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">I take him for a walk through our local<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">grave yard. He enjoys peeing on tombstones.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">An intimidating terrior with<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">penetrating eyes and monolithic<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Easter-Island ears, he refrains from barking,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">never smiles, and takes pride in the way<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">his gray whiskers highlight his black coat. He<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">lives in his own monochromatic world.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">An introvert by nature, he cares not<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">for human intercourse. Do not pet him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My Dog, Alfred Fashioning himself as a gangsta, Alfred Hitchcock wears his gray hoodie whenever I take him for a walk through our local grave yard. He enjoys peeing on tombstones. An intimidating terrior with penetrating eyes and monolithic Easter-Island ears, he refrains from barking,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":319,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,441,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8911","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-half-marathon-poem","category-poetry-prompt-responses","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8911","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/319"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8911"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8911\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8921,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8911\/revisions\/8921"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8911"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8911"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8911"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}