{"id":89175,"date":"2021-06-26T11:01:13","date_gmt":"2021-06-26T15:01:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=89175"},"modified":"2021-06-26T11:01:52","modified_gmt":"2021-06-26T15:01:52","slug":"cinderellas-takedown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2021\/06\/cinderellas-takedown\/","title":{"rendered":"Cinderella&#8217;s Takedown"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cinderella\u2019s Takedown<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>We knew they were wicked,<\/p>\n<p>just didn\u2019t know how.<\/p>\n<p>Stepmom and two daughters,<\/p>\n<p>one big as a sow.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Working with the Department,<\/p>\n<p>along with the Prince,<\/p>\n<p>I sought their employment<\/p>\n<p>to get evidence.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I emptied their chamber pots,<\/p>\n<p>cooked, swept the floors,<\/p>\n<p>while searching the backrooms<\/p>\n<p>and listening at doors.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I bowed and obeyed<\/p>\n<p>while they teased and berated.<\/p>\n<p>I played my part well<\/p>\n<p>while I took notes and waited.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>One evening while mending<\/p>\n<p>her gown for the Ball,<\/p>\n<p>I heard her conversing<\/p>\n<p>with men in the hall.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>To the dance, several kilos<\/p>\n<p>of powder she\u2019d bring.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019d finally discovered<\/p>\n<p>their drug smuggling ring.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I sneaked off to the Ball<\/p>\n<p>with the help of some mice,<\/p>\n<p>confidential informants<\/p>\n<p>with blood cold as ice.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The Prince was there waiting<\/p>\n<p>to lower the boom.<\/p>\n<p>Stepmom got arrested<\/p>\n<p>as she entered the room.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>One of my \u201csiblings\u201d<\/p>\n<p>took off out the door.<\/p>\n<p>I ran after, and caught her,<\/p>\n<p>but slipped on the floor.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I lost my best slipper<\/p>\n<p>while aiding the sting,<\/p>\n<p>But still got the Prince,<\/p>\n<p>and still got a ring.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cinderella\u2019s Takedown &nbsp; We knew they were wicked, just didn\u2019t know how. Stepmom and two daughters, one big as a sow. &nbsp; Working with the Department, along with the Prince, I sought their employment to get evidence. &nbsp; I emptied their chamber pots, cooked, swept&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":737,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-89175","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-half-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89175","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/737"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=89175"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89175\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":89218,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89175\/revisions\/89218"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=89175"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=89175"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=89175"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}