{"id":89244,"date":"2021-06-26T11:17:09","date_gmt":"2021-06-26T15:17:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=89244"},"modified":"2021-06-26T11:17:09","modified_gmt":"2021-06-26T15:17:09","slug":"lost-feat-google-maps","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2021\/06\/lost-feat-google-maps\/","title":{"rendered":"Lost (feat. Google Maps)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Newest way to get lost<\/p>\n<p>1. Download Google Maps<\/p>\n<p>2. Follow blue line<\/p>\n<p>Walk 3 ft<\/p>\n<p>Catch the 56 bus for 36 stops<\/p>\n<p>(See neighborhoods)<\/p>\n<p>Get off and walk 400ft to Blue line stop<\/p>\n<p>Wait for the 126 bus<\/p>\n<p>3. Look around for bus stop<\/p>\n<p>4. Realize that the 126 doesn&#8217;t stop here<\/p>\n<p>5. Call an uber or head back to original mode of transportation<\/p>\n<p>6. Wonder why Google was so off<\/p>\n<p>7. Arrive destination on your left<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Newest way to get lost 1. Download Google Maps 2. Follow blue line Walk 3 ft Catch the 56 bus for 36 stops (See neighborhoods) Get off and walk 400ft to Blue line stop Wait for the 126 bus 3. Look around for bus stop&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":76,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-89244","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-half-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89244","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/76"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=89244"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89244\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":89478,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89244\/revisions\/89478"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=89244"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=89244"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=89244"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}