{"id":89893,"date":"2021-06-26T11:48:57","date_gmt":"2021-06-26T15:48:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=89893"},"modified":"2021-06-26T11:48:57","modified_gmt":"2021-06-26T15:48:57","slug":"the-truth-is-out-there","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2021\/06\/the-truth-is-out-there\/","title":{"rendered":"The Truth Is Out There"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Truth Is Out There<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Standardized reporting system for UFO\u2019s<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Please circle one:<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Did you report this sighting as an:<\/p>\n<p>Unidentified Flying Object (UFO)<\/p>\n<p>Unidentified Aerial Phenomena (UAP)<\/p>\n<p>Unexplained Physical Object (UPO)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I was unable to identify the driver of the UAP due to:<\/p>\n<p>Tinted windshield<\/p>\n<p>Loss of bowel control during near-miss situation<\/p>\n<p>Being a notoriously unreliable Navy pilot<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The UPO appearance was:<\/p>\n<p>A deflated weather balloon<\/p>\n<p>A large bottle of Stoli<\/p>\n<p>A Lucky Cat<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>What best describes your thoughts about extra-terrestrial beings?<\/p>\n<p>Alien rights are Human Rights<\/p>\n<p>Build a big, beautiful Space Wall<\/p>\n<p>The only Good Alien is a Dead Alien<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>What are your concerns about reporting the UFO?<\/p>\n<p>Stigma. Other Navy pilots won\u2019t\u00a0talk to me<\/p>\n<p>Reprisals by big-headed beings with huge eyes<\/p>\n<p>Marco Rubio says he believes the truth is out there<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Truth Is Out There &nbsp; Standardized reporting system for UFO\u2019s &nbsp; Please circle one: &nbsp; Did you report this sighting as an: Unidentified Flying Object (UFO) Unidentified Aerial Phenomena (UAP) Unexplained Physical Object (UPO) &nbsp; I was unable to identify the driver of the&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":737,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-89893","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-half-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89893","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/737"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=89893"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89893\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":89916,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89893\/revisions\/89916"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=89893"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=89893"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=89893"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}