{"id":90181,"date":"2021-06-26T12:14:16","date_gmt":"2021-06-26T16:14:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=90181"},"modified":"2021-06-26T12:14:16","modified_gmt":"2021-06-26T16:14:16","slug":"wth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2021\/06\/wth\/","title":{"rendered":"WTH"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mid poem.<\/p>\n<p>It never fails.<\/p>\n<p>I think I might have liked this one.<\/p>\n<p>Know we could have been good friends-<\/p>\n<p>If not the absolute best of them&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>But, that was never to be.<\/p>\n<p>What is to be is a computer crash, a power outage, a debilitating disability-<\/p>\n<p>The list goes on and on.<\/p>\n<p>The result the same.<\/p>\n<p>A poem interrupted.<\/p>\n<p>Today, I was mid poem and it was an avocado advert<\/p>\n<p>Presented by Google. Without request from me.<\/p>\n<p>It just appeared and I remember nothing-<\/p>\n<p>Except a line about deadlines, a double entender, if there ever was one.<\/p>\n<p>This was gonna be a good one.<\/p>\n<p>I can feel it in my bones.<\/p>\n<p>But, alas it has gone the way of others before it, now long living in the past&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>A poem interrupted.<\/p>\n<p>And I am left thinking or more aptly, my brain screaming<\/p>\n<p>At an avocado on my screen-<\/p>\n<p>What the hell.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mid poem. It never fails. I think I might have liked this one. Know we could have been good friends- If not the absolute best of them&#8230; But, that was never to be. What is to be is a computer crash, a power outage, a&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1225,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-90181","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90181","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1225"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=90181"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90181\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":90273,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90181\/revisions\/90273"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=90181"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=90181"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=90181"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}