{"id":90429,"date":"2021-06-26T12:33:23","date_gmt":"2021-06-26T16:33:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=90429"},"modified":"2021-07-18T23:38:08","modified_gmt":"2021-07-19T03:38:08","slug":"farewell-brownie-banshee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2021\/06\/farewell-brownie-banshee\/","title":{"rendered":"Farewell Brownie Banshee"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Fly then\u2026<br \/>\nbut you don\u2019t fly, little one\u2026<br \/>\nlittle brown one\u2026<br \/>\nlittle brownie in my house.<\/p>\n<p>Go count the Safeway clearance grains.<br \/>\nscattered yesterday<br \/>\nto keep you away.<\/p>\n<p>No more crushing of paper<br \/>\nor pounding my drum.<\/p>\n<p>Don\u2019t scurry more<br \/>\nacross this fake wood floor.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><em>I came in from the rain!<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><em>They made it rain too many times a day<br \/>\nwith their hoses with noses<br \/>\nspewing nasty water\u2026<br \/>\nPlus the Mother\u2019s rain that night<br \/>\nI crushed your big paper<br \/>\nbetween the sofas;<br \/>\nand rattled dirty dishes.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><em>Tried to help, I did!<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><em>Not my fault!<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><em>Rain, rain! Every day! Rain!<br \/>\nWet, wet, wet! All the time, wet!<br \/>\nMy grass, mushy with sponge rotted roots!<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><em>My tree, you see, you see, is dying<br \/>\nfrom the snot of that dead<br \/>\nrubber snake and its metal noses!<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><em>You see the death of it!<br \/>\nLeaves, bare branches, lichen, and moss!<br \/>\nBut one! Just one pink flower<br \/>\nthis gale season!<br \/>\nA sole fallen blossom.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I taught the snake a new lesson,<br \/>\nlittle brown one.<br \/>\nThe grass will find root.<br \/>\nAnd your tree will revive.<\/p>\n<p>You found me safe, and<br \/>\nthought you might help;<br \/>\nbut I, knowing your type,<br \/>\nand knowing few others of my kind<br \/>\nare so kindly toward yours,<br \/>\nneed a quieter home when my guests arrive.<\/p>\n<p>Your bumps in the night,<br \/>\nbad odors when you rage,<br \/>\nodd mews and music,<br \/>\nmight scare them away.<\/p>\n<p>So, go, dear Brownie Banshee\u2026<br \/>\nlittle one who came<br \/>\njust to escape the rain.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fly then\u2026 but you don\u2019t fly, little one\u2026 little brown one\u2026 little brownie in my house. Go count the Safeway clearance grains. scattered yesterday to keep you away. No more crushing of paper or pounding my drum. Don\u2019t scurry more across this fake wood floor&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":189,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,441],"tags":[4258,536,4257,4133,1395],"class_list":["post-90429","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","category-poetry-prompt-responses","tag-brownie","tag-magic","tag-otherworldly","tag-poetry-prompt-1","tag-spirits"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90429","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/189"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=90429"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90429\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":104495,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90429\/revisions\/104495"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=90429"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=90429"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=90429"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}