{"id":90431,"date":"2021-06-26T12:29:54","date_gmt":"2021-06-26T16:29:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=90431"},"modified":"2021-06-26T12:29:54","modified_gmt":"2021-06-26T16:29:54","slug":"an-ode-to-dishwasher","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2021\/06\/an-ode-to-dishwasher\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201cAn Ode to Dishwasher\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cAn Ode to Dishwasher\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ah, what a relief<\/p>\n<p>To wake up or go to sleep<\/p>\n<p>With no dreams of dirty dishes<\/p>\n<p>Waiting for me.<\/p>\n<p>No longer will my counters<\/p>\n<p>Be full of gross, sticky messes<\/p>\n<p>Or particles cakes on the silverware.<\/p>\n<p>No longer will I spend<\/p>\n<p>Hunched over the sink scrubbing.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, I hope it doesn\u2019t jink my dishwasher.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cAn Ode to Dishwasher\u201d Ah, what a relief To wake up or go to sleep With no dreams of dirty dishes Waiting for me. No longer will my counters Be full of gross, sticky messes Or particles cakes on the silverware. No longer will I&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3768,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-90431","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90431","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3768"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=90431"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90431\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":90491,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90431\/revisions\/90491"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=90431"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=90431"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=90431"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}