{"id":90902,"date":"2021-06-26T12:58:18","date_gmt":"2021-06-26T16:58:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=90902"},"modified":"2021-06-26T20:48:03","modified_gmt":"2021-06-27T00:48:03","slug":"hour-4-she-was-after-all-only-a-rabbit-jasper-fforde-the-constant-rabbit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2021\/06\/hour-4-she-was-after-all-only-a-rabbit-jasper-fforde-the-constant-rabbit\/","title":{"rendered":"HOUR #4 (\u201cShe was, after all, only a rabbit.\u201d\u2014Jasper Fforde, The Constant Rabbit)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>She was, after all, only a rabbit,<\/p>\n<p>said the moderator,<\/p>\n<p>trying to keep the peace<\/p>\n<p>during the particularly rowdy debate<\/p>\n<p>at the daily All-Squirrel meeting.<\/p>\n<p>The rabbit had appeared<\/p>\n<p>seemingly lost, foraging for food<\/p>\n<p>and was quickly set upon by the squirrel patrol<\/p>\n<p>for trespassing.<\/p>\n<p>Amongst whistles and chirps from both sides of the aisle<\/p>\n<p>(Throwing nuts was of course forbidden)<\/p>\n<p>There was to be no consensus;<\/p>\n<p>The rabbit had to go.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>But one squirrel-<\/p>\n<p>a scrawny loner<\/p>\n<p>with a mediocre nut collection record,<\/p>\n<p>used to sitting in the back<\/p>\n<p>and keeping his squeaks to himself-<\/p>\n<p>rose to her defense,<\/p>\n<p>emitting a whistle so piercing<\/p>\n<p>it suspended the room in stillness.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIf we exile this rabbit<\/p>\n<p>for the sole crime of trying to survive<\/p>\n<p>How are we better than those<\/p>\n<p>who threaten us?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>(Humans, cars, little humans who chase us, pesticides-the list is long.)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>His whistle,<\/p>\n<p>floating over the other squirrels like a revelation<\/p>\n<p>was suddenly replaced by chirps of agreement,<\/p>\n<p>a few at first, then a flood;<\/p>\n<p>the room exploded with a new sound<\/p>\n<p>something between a chirp and a bark and a chuck.<\/p>\n<p>And suddenly, the squirrels descended upon the rabbit<\/p>\n<p>This time to embrace her<\/p>\n<p>And welcome her to the family.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The lone squirrel,<\/p>\n<p>having moved away from the joyous fray,<\/p>\n<p>chirped to himself,<\/p>\n<p>showing his toothy smile<\/p>\n<p>And popped a nut in celebration.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She was, after all, only a rabbit, said the moderator, trying to keep the peace during the particularly rowdy debate at the daily All-Squirrel meeting. The rabbit had appeared seemingly lost, foraging for food and was quickly set upon by the squirrel patrol for trespassing&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":959,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-90902","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-half-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90902","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/959"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=90902"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90902\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":90935,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90902\/revisions\/90935"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=90902"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=90902"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=90902"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}