Pug poems.<\/p>\n
1.Pug Face<\/p>\n
Have you ever noticed<\/p>\n
The disturbing resemblance<\/p>\n
Between a pug<\/p>\n
And a Toby jug?<\/p>\n
I think it’s a case<\/p>\n
Of the squashed face<\/p>\n
And buttoned nose.<\/p>\n
Well .. anything goes,<\/p>\n
But I’d bet on the pug<\/p>\n
Against the Toby jug<\/p>\n
All day and night<\/p>\n
If there’s ever a fight.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
2. Dog v Wolf<\/p>\n
“Whoa! What is that?<\/p>\n
It’s not real.<\/p>\n
The stuff of nightmare.”<\/p>\n
That’s what a wolf thinks<\/p>\n
When it meets a pug.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
“Whoa! Stupid, hairy mutt.<\/p>\n
Hehe. Too big<\/p>\n
To get through the cat-flap!”<\/p>\n
That’s what a pug thinks<\/p>\n
When it meets a wolf.<\/p>\n
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