{"id":91150,"date":"2021-06-26T13:13:54","date_gmt":"2021-06-26T17:13:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=91150"},"modified":"2021-07-16T01:12:19","modified_gmt":"2021-07-16T05:12:19","slug":"culinary-calamity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2021\/06\/culinary-calamity\/","title":{"rendered":"culinary bonanza"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">culinary bonanza<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>i serve a perfect recipe for dressing smart:<\/p>\n<p>avoid clingy shirts, opt for<\/p>\n<p>clean lines, complement<\/p>\n<p>your look with merino wool<\/p>\n<p>signals understated taste, ease with life<\/p>\n<p>throw on hair gel<\/p>\n<p>tame some of that wild<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>my spectacular spread, decorating guidance:<\/p>\n<p>keep it simple, minimal, chic<\/p>\n<p>lose that aqua polka dotted rug<\/p>\n<p>embrace muted tones, modern looks<\/p>\n<p>light a candle for ambiance<\/p>\n<p>stick to simple pieces<\/p>\n<p>with hints of personality<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>here\u2019s a healthy dish of interview tips:<\/p>\n<p>dazzle with positive energy<\/p>\n<p>problem solving &amp; patience<\/p>\n<p>don\u2019t forget your awesome work ethic,<\/p>\n<p>customer service, value added<\/p>\n<p>wear your passion<\/p>\n<p>thick like summer jam<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>irresistible treat, my famous dating counsel:<\/p>\n<p>put yourself out there<\/p>\n<p>join that group &#8211; get yourself<\/p>\n<p>an electric bike, a jump-start ascent<\/p>\n<p>you never know who you might meet<\/p>\n<p>why stay bland when<\/p>\n<p>you possess cinnamon charm<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>i\u2019ve cooked &amp; plated unsolicited advice:<\/p>\n<p>my parietal lobe\u2019s culinary bonanza<\/p>\n<p>chefs up thoughts-turned-speech<\/p>\n<p>to tongue, unable to hold back<\/p>\n<p>all that i want for you<\/p>\n<p>maternal bounty for your table<\/p>\n<p>\u2026 you politely note thanks, you\u2019re not hungry<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">June 26, 2021<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>culinary bonanza \u00a0 i serve a perfect recipe for dressing smart: avoid clingy shirts, opt for clean lines, complement your look with merino wool signals understated taste, ease with life throw on hair gel tame some of that wild &nbsp; my spectacular spread, decorating guidance:&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3467,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-91150","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-half-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91150","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3467"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=91150"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91150\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":104422,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91150\/revisions\/104422"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=91150"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=91150"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=91150"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}