There once was a boy who lived in a small town<\/p>\n
Everyone thought he was a clown<\/p>\n
He wore glasses and had curly hair<\/p>\n
Gosh he was insufferable, no one could compare<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
He also had an obnoxious obsession with birds<\/p>\n
Honestly, I think he was deeply disturbed<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
He liked to trouble the citizens as he roamed about<\/p>\n
He was an irritating guy, there was no doubt<\/p>\n
He infuriated all the kids at school<\/p>\n
And thought the world he could rule<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
But one-day he picked a fight<\/p>\n
That he couldn’t win even though he won in height<\/p>\n
She was a little bit younger<\/p>\n
But soooooooo much stronger<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
She punched him in his face<\/p>\n
And put him in his place<\/p>\n
The boy ran away crying<\/p>\n
He sounded like a furry, grey cat dying<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
The girl saved the town from the boy<\/p>\n
And now there was no one he could annoy<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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