Probably knocked down by a bottle from the heavens.<\/p>\n
Maybe the gods must be crazy<\/p>\n
To think I’d believe I’m in the bed of a king.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Two days ago, I stumbled upon<\/p>\n
A scroll.<\/p>\n
And in it, was scroll within scroll within scroll,<\/p>\n
Until there was nothing but chaos in my flesh.<\/p>\n
A quick rush and bam!<\/p>\n
I’m up, up and away into the dark night.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Here I am, face to face with half dressed ladies<\/p>\n
And smoothly shaved men whose eyes followed my every movement.<\/p>\n
“What do you care for?”<\/p>\n
“Should I get the water hot while I await your call?”<\/p>\n
I close my eyes an make a wish.<\/p>\n
I am never coming back.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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