{"id":91916,"date":"2021-06-26T14:20:31","date_gmt":"2021-06-26T18:20:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=91916"},"modified":"2021-06-26T14:20:31","modified_gmt":"2021-06-26T18:20:31","slug":"phones","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2021\/06\/phones\/","title":{"rendered":"Phones"},"content":{"rendered":"

“Mr. Watson come here. I want to see you.”<\/p>\n

“Good morning operator. Please connect me with Mr. Watson.”<\/p>\n

I’m searching for Mr. Watson on my rotary phone.<\/p>\n

If only I had seventy five cents more they’d connect me with Mr. Watson.<\/p>\n

“Damn, I hit the wrong button. Now I’ll never find Mr. Watson.”<\/p>\n

“Hey Siri. Connect me with Mr. Watson.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“Mr. Watson come here. I want to see you.” “Good morning operator. Please connect me with Mr. Watson.” I’m searching for Mr. Watson on my rotary phone. If only I had seventy five cents more they’d connect me with Mr. Watson. “Damn, I hit the…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3027,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-91916","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91916","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3027"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=91916"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91916\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":92157,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91916\/revisions\/92157"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=91916"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=91916"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=91916"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}