{"id":92291,"date":"2021-06-26T15:26:54","date_gmt":"2021-06-26T19:26:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=92291"},"modified":"2021-06-27T13:43:00","modified_gmt":"2021-06-27T17:43:00","slug":"7-normal-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2021\/06\/7-normal-3\/","title":{"rendered":"7. Normal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The new normal wants so badly<br \/>\nto be the old normal<br \/>\ntries so hard to be carefree.<\/p>\n<p>Maskless is the new breezy.<br \/>\nEverybody wants to be the new<br \/>\nMarlo Thomas smilingly skipping<br \/>\nacross a busy New York street<br \/>\ntossing her hat into the air<br \/>\nnot ever getting plowed down<br \/>\nby a yellow cab.<\/p>\n<p>Poor new normal&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>that just isn&#8217;t gonna work anymore.<br \/>\nThat was the old normal<br \/>\nso pretty<br \/>\nso sanitary.<\/p>\n<p>This new one needs some time to marinate needs some shots<br \/>\nprobably lots of shots.<\/p>\n<p>This new normal just might be<br \/>\nstill and hot and hard<br \/>\nlike Cardi B in the desert with a gun.<!--\/data\/user\/0\/com.samsung.android.app.notes\/files\/clipdata\/clipdata_bodytext_210626_092425_219.sdocx--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The new normal wants so badly to be the old normal tries so hard to be carefree. Maskless is the new breezy. Everybody wants to be the new Marlo Thomas smilingly skipping across a busy New York street tossing her hat into the air not&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1305,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,13,441],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-92291","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","category-miscellaneous","category-poetry-prompt-responses"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92291","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1305"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=92291"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92291\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":93111,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92291\/revisions\/93111"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=92291"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=92291"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=92291"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}