{"id":92382,"date":"2021-06-26T14:37:03","date_gmt":"2021-06-26T18:37:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=92382"},"modified":"2021-06-26T14:37:03","modified_gmt":"2021-06-26T18:37:03","slug":"hour-6-my-favorite-hellsite","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2021\/06\/hour-6-my-favorite-hellsite\/","title":{"rendered":"Hour 6 &#8211; My Favorite Hellsite"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Open t.<br \/>\nNew nonsense, get your new nonsense!<br \/>\nAnimals are cute and stupid.<br \/>\nThe caption makes this so much worse.<br \/>\nAn ad that calls me fat.<br \/>\nIncorrect anime quotes.<br \/>\nHa ha, <em>I <\/em>do that!<br \/>\nHoly cow, someone <em>drew <\/em>that?!<br \/>\nIncomprehensible humor.<br \/>\nFandoms I only know as gifs.<br \/>\nAds composed of random letters.<br \/>\nSocial movements in South America.<br \/>\nClose t. <\/p>\n<p>Open t.<br \/>\nUseless Venn diagrams.<br \/>\nSupernatural is trending again.<br \/>\nThe world\u2019s on fire.<br \/>\nTwenty ads for the same mobile game.<br \/>\nI can\u2019t pay my medical bills, here\u2019s my Venmo.<br \/>\nOooh, new eldritch horror just dropped.<br \/>\nWho on earth made this a song?<br \/>\nClose t. <\/p>\n<p>Open t.<br \/>\nSame posts as 5 seconds ago.<br \/>\nClose t. <\/p>\n<p>Open t.<br \/>\nReally? Do you not have object permanence?<br \/>\nClose t. <\/p>\n<p>Notification!<br \/>\nOpen t.<br \/>\nIt\u2019s another porn bot.<br \/>\nBlock and close t. <\/p>\n<p>Open t.<br \/>\nCallout post is actually <em>so <\/em>problematic.<br \/>\nI didn\u2019t check the url (one-time-i-dreamt)<br \/>\nThe screenshotted tweets are rarely in light mode.<br \/>\nAnon ask is unclear if it is praise or a threat.<br \/>\nBrain rot.<br \/>\nFun history fact!<br \/>\nFuck late stage capitalism.<br \/>\nMore brain rot.<br \/>\nDefinitely made-up history fact.<br \/>\nNew slang you will never use.<br \/>\nClose t. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Open t. New nonsense, get your new nonsense! Animals are cute and stupid. The caption makes this so much worse. An ad that calls me fat. Incorrect anime quotes. Ha ha, I do that! Holy cow, someone drew that?! Incomprehensible humor. Fandoms I only know&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1071,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-92382","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92382","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1071"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=92382"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92382\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":92409,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92382\/revisions\/92409"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=92382"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=92382"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=92382"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}