For 10 days it was suspended above the Earth<\/p>\n
it cried everyday and night<\/p>\n
saddened over the world or confused and scared<\/p>\n
who could say<\/p>\n
most said ‘both’ with a shrug<\/p>\n
they formed religions to it, tossing their Bibles<\/p>\n
until the hyper giant tears flooded the cities<\/p>\n
and then also the countryside<\/p>\n
(which irritated the ones who thought they were the true<\/i> chosen<\/p>\n
you know because the city folk are all heathen sinners, and like<\/p>\n
why<\/i> the thing was even crying in the first place)<\/p>\n
and they got over it real fast<\/p>\n
and they started throwing things at it<\/p>\n
because it also kept them up all day and night<\/p>\n
in total, they threw 230,987,124,780,123.5 objects at it<\/p>\n
including the Bibles they tossed<\/p>\n
they rushed the landfills and found them<\/p>\n
and then just tossed them straight up<\/p>\n
some people got hit on the head by falling Bibles<\/p>\n
and straight up died<\/p>\n
those Thomas Nelson ones are heavy<\/p>\n
the thing continued to cry<\/p>\n
until the world nearly flooded<\/p>\n
and then it disappeared<\/p>\n
and this also caused a number of bad things to happen<\/p>\n
satellites taken offline in such number that<\/p>\n
the internet basically died<\/p>\n
people threw even more objects, in anger, at the spot where the thing had been<\/p>\n
around 345,678,980,342,400.2 objects<\/p>\n
and then the tears came again, from the nothing that was there, drowning what was left.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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