{"id":9328,"date":"2015-06-13T15:27:23","date_gmt":"2015-06-13T19:27:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=9328"},"modified":"2015-06-13T15:27:23","modified_gmt":"2015-06-13T19:27:23","slug":"find-a-nice-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2015\/06\/find-a-nice-girl\/","title":{"rendered":"Find a Nice Girl"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What you are offering me is lovely,<br \/>\nsmooth and rounded in all the right places.<br \/>\nThat is why it can never be.<\/p>\n<p>Those shiny curves make me want to<br \/>\nchip them; to pock them &#8211;<br \/>\nuse my sharpest tools to mar and maim.<\/p>\n<p>Your ease and smile floods a solid light<br \/>\non my  recessed places;<br \/>\nand makes me dig them deeper.<\/p>\n<p>Find yourself a nice girl.<br \/>\nShe\u2019ll keep you soft.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What you are offering me is lovely, smooth and rounded in all the right places. That is why it can never be. Those shiny curves make me want to chip them; to pock them &#8211; use my sharpest tools to mar and maim. Your ease&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":634,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9328","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9328","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/634"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9328"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9328\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9335,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9328\/revisions\/9335"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9328"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9328"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9328"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}