{"id":93553,"date":"2021-06-26T00:55:39","date_gmt":"2021-06-26T04:55:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=93553"},"modified":"2021-06-26T16:54:45","modified_gmt":"2021-06-26T20:54:45","slug":"9th-hour-fsm-loves-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2021\/06\/9th-hour-fsm-loves-you\/","title":{"rendered":"9th Hour &#8211; FSM Loves You"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We are known as Pastafarians<br \/>\nOur Quob is egalitarian<\/p>\n<p>Though some may view us as some crockery<br \/>\nWe&#8217;re serious with our mockery<\/p>\n<p>Since multi-universe works the best<br \/>\nWe leave to randomness all the rest<\/p>\n<p>Flying Spaghetti Monster doesn&#8217;t judge<br \/>\nOn this point we will never budge<\/p>\n<p>Pasta, pirates, any parrot-kind<br \/>\nOur welcome mat is not hard to find<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We are known as Pastafarians Our Quob is egalitarian Though some may view us as some crockery We&#8217;re serious with our mockery Since multi-universe works the best We leave to randomness all the rest Flying Spaghetti Monster doesn&#8217;t judge On this point we will never&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1384,"featured_media":93789,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,13],"tags":[1979],"class_list":["post-93553","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-half-marathon-poem","category-miscellaneous","tag-scheduled-ahead-of-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93553","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1384"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=93553"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93553\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":94074,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93553\/revisions\/94074"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/93789"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=93553"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=93553"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=93553"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}