My favorite recipes have an element of danger.
\nThen, I observe how not to follow them
\nuntil I can make maximum example of my shortcomings
\nand the performative chagrin I convey just short
\nof a bow.<\/p>\n
Only my select audiences know how I juggle
\nan armistice in one hand
\nand a cleaver in the other.<\/p>\n
Tell me how you’d like my job. Call me a turtle. My favorite recipes have an element of danger. Then, I observe how not to follow them until I can make maximum example of my shortcomings and the performative chagrin I convey just short of a bow. Only my select audiences know how I juggle an…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":59,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-93620","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93620","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/59"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=93620"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93620\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":104600,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93620\/revisions\/104600"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=93620"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=93620"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=93620"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nDon’t I know it<\/em>.
\nHaven’t I gone through the machinations
\nfor you to take my mantel?
\nOr at least keep it clear of the riff raff
\nwho think democracy means
\nthey have a place here.<\/p>\n
\nCall me a hare.
\nCall me a fascist.
\nI’ve got a place in a bunker.
\nIt’s just the right temperature.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"