{"id":93716,"date":"2021-06-26T16:22:05","date_gmt":"2021-06-26T20:22:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=93716"},"modified":"2021-06-26T16:22:05","modified_gmt":"2021-06-26T20:22:05","slug":"sneeze-in-a-pan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2021\/06\/sneeze-in-a-pan\/","title":{"rendered":"Sneeze in a Pan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>There once was a villain<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Who remained a villain despite being called the hero of the story.<\/p>\n<p>A vampire whose craving for blood was always in check.<\/p>\n<p>He fell for a bartender;<\/p>\n<p>His teeth fell upon the bartender.<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s always struggled with his demons;<\/p>\n<p>That is the true war he must emerge victorious.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There once was a villain Who remained a villain despite being called the hero of the story. A vampire whose craving for blood was always in check. He fell for a bartender; His teeth fell upon the bartender. He&#8217;s always struggled with his demons; That&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1348,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[2309],"class_list":["post-93716","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","tag-hour8"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93716","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1348"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=93716"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93716\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":93765,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93716\/revisions\/93765"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=93716"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=93716"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=93716"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}