{"id":94002,"date":"2021-06-26T16:38:41","date_gmt":"2021-06-26T20:38:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=94002"},"modified":"2021-06-26T16:38:41","modified_gmt":"2021-06-26T20:38:41","slug":"with-apologies-to-jane-austen-and-my-dissertation-director","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2021\/06\/with-apologies-to-jane-austen-and-my-dissertation-director\/","title":{"rendered":"With Apologies to Jane Austen and My Dissertation Director"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Five Bennett daughters desperately wish to wed<\/p>\n<p>From an entailed estate that worries Dear Old Dad.<\/p>\n<p>Gentle Jane, the family\u2019s beauty, she\u2019s quite a catch,<\/p>\n<p>So suave and wealthy Bingley she soon does snatch.<\/p>\n<p>Lizzie, <em>Pride and Prejudice\u2019s<\/em> heroine, first eschews<\/p>\n<p>Uppity Mr. Darcy, Bingley\u2019s chum, a handsome <em>parvenu<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Whereupon Wicked Whickam whisks air-head Lydia away,<\/p>\n<p>But Darcy intervenes with a stash of cash, saving the day.<\/p>\n<p>Upon visiting with her Aunt and Uncle Darcy\u2019s estate,<\/p>\n<p>Lizzie discovers how wealthy he is and thinks he\u2019s great.<\/p>\n<p>In the end, Darcy and Ms. Elizabeth Bennett do marry.<\/p>\n<p>When Regency girls spotted their prey, they didn\u2019t tarry.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Five Bennett daughters desperately wish to wed From an entailed estate that worries Dear Old Dad. Gentle Jane, the family\u2019s beauty, she\u2019s quite a catch, So suave and wealthy Bingley she soon does snatch. Lizzie, Pride and Prejudice\u2019s heroine, first eschews Uppity Mr. Darcy, Bingley\u2019s&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":979,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-94002","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94002","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/979"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=94002"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94002\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":94012,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94002\/revisions\/94012"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=94002"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=94002"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=94002"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}