{"id":94062,"date":"2021-06-26T16:42:56","date_gmt":"2021-06-26T20:42:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=94062"},"modified":"2021-06-26T16:42:56","modified_gmt":"2021-06-26T20:42:56","slug":"meet-your-bosses-first","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2021\/06\/meet-your-bosses-first\/","title":{"rendered":"Meet your Bosses First"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Man decides to leave the world behind<br \/>\nTake on a profession he has never tried before<br \/>\nWhether or not he is running from something<br \/>\nIs never actually discussed<br \/>\nHe becomes friends with his roommate<br \/>\nAnd they sign on to the same workplace<br \/>\nWithout knowing their boss<br \/>\nThey head out to work<br \/>\nLater, horrified, they realize their boss is crazy<br \/>\nObsessed with getting revenge<br \/>\nOn forces outside of the control of man<br \/>\nThat obsession kills everyone<br \/>\nExcept our hero and narrator<br \/>\nHis friend, in a last act<br \/>\nGave up his last personal belonging<br \/>\nTo make sure that he would live<\/p>\n<p>Once, my life went bad enough<br \/>\nThat I thought of doing the same thing<br \/>\nBut I can\u2019t swim<br \/>\nAnd I fear bosses with missing limbs and obsessions with outside forces<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Man decides to leave the world behind Take on a profession he has never tried before Whether or not he is running from something Is never actually discussed He becomes friends with his roommate And they sign on to the same workplace Without knowing their&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":941,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,12,2114,1136,441,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-94062","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","category-musings","category-official-marathon-announcement","category-official-marathon-prompts","category-poetry-prompt-responses","category-poetry-prompts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94062","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/941"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=94062"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94062\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":94075,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94062\/revisions\/94075"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=94062"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=94062"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=94062"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}