There once was a lady from Kues,<\/p>\n
Who rode on the back of a moose<\/p>\n
NO!<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
There once was a lady from Kues<\/p>\n
Who wanted to fatten her goose<\/p>\n
(What is that supposed to mean?)<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
There was a young lady from Kues<\/p>\n
Whose boyfriend did give her a goose.<\/p>\n
(Good heavens, you can’t write that!)<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
There once was a lady in Kues<\/p>\n
Who loved to eat chocolate mousse<\/p>\n
(Alright, I’ll take it.)<\/p>\n
She whipped it up right<\/p>\n
A true chocolate delight,<\/p>\n
When she set it outside for a …. for a …<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Okay, there once was a girl from Toulouse<\/p>\n
Who always wore comical shoes.<\/p>\n
One pair had a dent,<\/p>\n
And the other a rent<\/p>\n
As she walked through the streets of Toulouse.<\/p>\n
(No)<\/p>\n
(Why?)<\/p>\n
(You can’t use Toulouse twice.)<\/p>\n
(Why not?)<\/p>\n
(You just can’t.)<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
There once was a girl from Toulouse<\/p>\n
Who always wore comical shoes.<\/p>\n
One pair had a dent,<\/p>\n
And the other a rent,<\/p>\n
But both of them matched with her blouse.<\/p>\n
(That doesn’t rhyme.)<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
There once was a man from Toledo<\/p>\n
Who only would wear a tuxedo.<\/p>\n
The stark black and white<\/p>\n
Was a beautiful sight<\/p>\n
And honored his healthy libido.<\/p>\n
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