{"id":94903,"date":"2021-06-26T17:52:01","date_gmt":"2021-06-26T21:52:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=94903"},"modified":"2021-06-26T17:52:01","modified_gmt":"2021-06-26T21:52:01","slug":"9th-hour-puppy-butts-poem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2021\/06\/9th-hour-puppy-butts-poem\/","title":{"rendered":"9th Hour &#8211; Puppy-Butt&#8217;s Poem"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Puppy-Butt and<br \/>\nKitty-Butt talk<br \/>\nOften on the phone<\/p>\n<p>But Puppy-Butt<br \/>\nIs fading fast<br \/>\nLiving all alone<\/p>\n<p>So Kitty-Butt<br \/>\nReads poetry<br \/>\nIn an even tone<\/p>\n<p>Puppy-Butt will<br \/>\nSoon just ashes be<br \/>\nWith some bits of bone<\/p>\n<p>Then Kitty-Butt&#8217;ll<br \/>\nToss her happily<br \/>\nWhere she&#8217;ll no more moan<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Puppy-Butt and Kitty-Butt talk Often on the phone But Puppy-Butt Is fading fast Living all alone So Kitty-Butt Reads poetry In an even tone Puppy-Butt will Soon just ashes be With some bits of bone Then Kitty-Butt&#8217;ll Toss her happily Where she&#8217;ll no more moan<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1384,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-94903","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-half-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94903","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1384"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=94903"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94903\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":95015,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94903\/revisions\/95015"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=94903"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=94903"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=94903"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}