{"id":95018,"date":"2021-06-26T18:02:00","date_gmt":"2021-06-26T22:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=95018"},"modified":"2021-06-26T18:02:00","modified_gmt":"2021-06-26T22:02:00","slug":"just-like-grandma-said","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2021\/06\/just-like-grandma-said\/","title":{"rendered":"Just like grandma said"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Grandma used to say<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s the pot calling the kettle black.<\/p>\n<p>I never had a black pot.<\/p>\n<p>I never had a black kettle neither.<\/p>\n<p>Had a black wool coat once.<\/p>\n<p>It was odd in. Colorado<br \/>\nCommon in New York.<br \/>\nIt never called no one nothing.<\/p>\n<p>Not like my mom<br \/>\nShe accused me of ruining her life<br \/>\nWhen I married a man she hated<br \/>\nWho did too little and<br \/>\nComplained too much.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s my fault<br \/>\nCause I brought him here.<\/p>\n<p>But it ain&#8217;t her fault<br \/>\nThe man she brought home<br \/>\nMolested me.<\/p>\n<p>Them pots have some<br \/>\nAudacity<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t they?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Grandma used to say That&#8217;s the pot calling the kettle black. I never had a black pot. I never had a black kettle neither. Had a black wool coat once. It was odd in. Colorado Common in New York. It never called no one nothing&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1392,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-95018","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95018","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1392"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=95018"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95018\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":95163,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95018\/revisions\/95163"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=95018"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=95018"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=95018"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}