Great Thor trails in the door
\nLimp
\nHe\u2019s tired, weary.
\nIt\u2019s been a long day.<\/p>\n
Mrs. Claus (she helps him out)
\n(off season)
\nBustles over, \u201cDear?
\nYou look so burned out!\u201d<\/p>\n
He sighs, a great gust of wind. \u201cBurned out is exactly right.\u201d \u201cAnd I\u2019m not even done yet!\u201d Two rooms over, a glass falls. \u201cYou know what you need, my dear?\u201d Mrs. Claus makes the best tea. Cinnamon for Santa Claus \u201cWHICH of you bone-headed dolts has left this goat in my kitchen again, if you can\u2019t keep it under control I\u2019m sending it down to F\u00f3lkvangr myself, you see if I don\u2019t, and DON’T think you can scare me with those battle-axes young man, this is ABSOLUTELY unacceptable\u2026\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n Just the thing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Great Thor trails in the door Limp He\u2019s tired, weary. It\u2019s been a long day. Mrs. Claus (she helps him out) (off season) Bustles over, \u201cDear? You look so burned out!\u201d He sighs, a great gust of wind. Whooooooooooooosh\u2026 Ships in the north sea Pitch…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2314,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-95068","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95068","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2314"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=95068"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95068\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":95149,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95068\/revisions\/95149"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=95068"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=95068"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=95068"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nWhooooooooooooosh<\/em>\u2026
\nShips in the north sea
\nPitch on sudden waves.<\/p>\n
\nHe\u2019s glum.
\nSits down heavily
\n(The heavens thunder).<\/p>\n
\nHe moans.
\n\u201cIt\u2019s all the film rights!
\nEndless paperwork.\u201d<\/p>\n
\nWheeaaaaayy!!
\n<\/em>A Valkyrie laughs.
\nThor looks baleful.<\/p>\n
\n\u201cMead.\u201d
\n\u201cA nice cup of tea.\u201d
\nHe doesn\u2019t protest.<\/p>\n
\nWell-known fact.
\nFruit teas for reindeer
\nHerbals for Huldras<\/p>\n
\n(Dash of nutmeg)
\nAnd for mighty Thor\u2026
\nA storm in a teacup.<\/p>\n