{"id":96067,"date":"2021-06-26T19:14:12","date_gmt":"2021-06-26T23:14:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=96067"},"modified":"2021-06-26T19:14:12","modified_gmt":"2021-06-26T23:14:12","slug":"2110","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2021\/06\/2110\/","title":{"rendered":"21~10"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Once upon a time<\/p>\n<p>I was so excited<\/p>\n<p>By all my presents<\/p>\n<p>For Christmas.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Though I could not open them<\/p>\n<p>Because I had snuck into the closet<\/p>\n<p>They were hidden in.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I held them with glee<\/p>\n<p>Then put them back carefully<\/p>\n<p>And that Christmas<\/p>\n<p>Was the worst one ever.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>There weren&#8217;t any surprises<\/p>\n<p>And there wasn&#8217;t any joy<\/p>\n<p>The lesson was learned<\/p>\n<p>The hard way.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I never cheated Christmas again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Once upon a time I was so excited By all my presents For Christmas. &nbsp; Though I could not open them Because I had snuck into the closet They were hidden in. &nbsp; I held them with glee Then put them back carefully And that&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":241,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-96067","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96067","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/241"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=96067"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96067\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":96122,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96067\/revisions\/96122"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=96067"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=96067"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=96067"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}