{"id":96773,"date":"2021-06-26T19:59:46","date_gmt":"2021-06-26T23:59:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=96773"},"modified":"2021-06-26T19:59:46","modified_gmt":"2021-06-26T23:59:46","slug":"periwinkle-forest-ranger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2021\/06\/periwinkle-forest-ranger\/","title":{"rendered":"Periwinkle Forest Ranger"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Periwinkle Forest Ranger<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>A periwinkle forest ranger winks<\/p>\n<p>from up high and lets out a yell<\/p>\n<p>as he jumps off the roof<\/p>\n<p>of a cerulean skyscraper<\/p>\n<p>with marshmallow windows.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>His silky marmalade parachute<\/p>\n<p>drifts through an indigo cloud,<\/p>\n<p>just missing the snow covered<\/p>\n<p>parchment Space Needle.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>His mulberry gumboots crash<\/p>\n<p>through a jet black window<\/p>\n<p>and into an alabaster storefront,<\/p>\n<p>squishing dozens of loafs<\/p>\n<p>of sourdough bread.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Being beat from the jump<\/p>\n<p>he spreads out his arms<\/p>\n<p>(into the croissant section)<\/p>\n<p>and falls fast asleep.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; Periwinkle Forest Ranger &nbsp; A periwinkle forest ranger winks from up high and lets out a yell as he jumps off the roof of a cerulean skyscraper with marshmallow windows. &nbsp; His silky marmalade parachute drifts through an indigo cloud, just missing the&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":29,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-96773","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96773","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/29"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=96773"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96773\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":96782,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96773\/revisions\/96782"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=96773"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=96773"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=96773"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}