{"id":97777,"date":"2021-06-26T21:37:35","date_gmt":"2021-06-27T01:37:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=97777"},"modified":"2021-06-26T21:37:35","modified_gmt":"2021-06-27T01:37:35","slug":"how-to-die-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2021\/06\/how-to-die-today\/","title":{"rendered":"How to Die Today?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;People are bloody ignorant apes&#8221; &#8211; Gogo<\/p>\n<p>A cold, empty, lifeless, impersonal machine<br \/>\nthat was nevertheless like a man<br \/>\nFlashed advertisements from its stainless steal face,<br \/>\noffering affordable death plans<\/p>\n<p>The plans were as follows:<br \/>\n(A succinct and comprehensible list)<\/p>\n<p>1) Full-body cancer<br \/>\n2) Marriage and mortgage<br \/>\n3) A swift slice to both of the wrists<\/p>\n<p>I considered my options:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Total-cancer should offer insight into the human condition<br \/>\nbut the process is gaudy- radiation, chemo-<br \/>\nI&#8217;m not here to put on a show.<\/p>\n<p>Method two is intriguing, full of ambition,<br \/>\nA wife and a house sound like a slow way to go,<br \/>\nthe benefits are clear, it&#8217;s hard to say no,<br \/>\nbut I fear responsibilities may distract from my deathly mission.<\/p>\n<p>Slit wrists, eh? I get kind of fainty around blood&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I stood there weighing my options<br \/>\nAs I pondered the edge of the knife<br \/>\nI scarcely noticed that an eternity had passed<br \/>\nI had been cursed with eternal life.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;People are bloody ignorant apes&#8221; &#8211; Gogo A cold, empty, lifeless, impersonal machine that was nevertheless like a man Flashed advertisements from its stainless steal face, offering affordable death plans The plans were as follows: (A succinct and comprehensible list) 1) Full-body cancer 2) Marriage&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1259,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-97777","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97777","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1259"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=97777"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97777\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":98076,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97777\/revisions\/98076"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=97777"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=97777"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=97777"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}