{"id":97790,"date":"2021-06-26T21:14:52","date_gmt":"2021-06-27T01:14:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=97790"},"modified":"2021-06-26T21:14:52","modified_gmt":"2021-06-27T01:14:52","slug":"hour-13-death","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2021\/06\/hour-13-death\/","title":{"rendered":"Hour 13-Death"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So Death walks into a bar<\/p>\n<p>He asks for a Lime Gimlet<\/p>\n<p>The bartender gives him a dirty look<\/p>\n<p>Death won that round<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Death walks into a restaurant<\/p>\n<p>He asks for an ice cream cone to go<\/p>\n<p>The waiter gives him a dirty look<\/p>\n<p>Death won that round too<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Death walks into a hospital<\/p>\n<p>He asks where ER is<\/p>\n<p>The nurse gives good directions<\/p>\n<p>Death found who he was looking for<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Death walks into his office<\/p>\n<p>He has a patient, a waiter, and a bartender<\/p>\n<p>His secretary says &#8221; Good Night?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Death says &#8221; I didn&#8217;t get my ice cream cone and my Gimlet.<\/p>\n<p>A good night is relative&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So Death walks into a bar He asks for a Lime Gimlet The bartender gives him a dirty look Death won that round &nbsp; Death walks into a restaurant He asks for an ice cream cone to go The waiter gives him a dirty look&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":31,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-97790","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97790","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/31"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=97790"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97790\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":97847,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97790\/revisions\/97847"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=97790"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=97790"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=97790"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}