{"id":98297,"date":"2021-06-26T22:16:44","date_gmt":"2021-06-27T02:16:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=98297"},"modified":"2021-06-26T22:16:44","modified_gmt":"2021-06-27T02:16:44","slug":"tale-of-two-stubbles-hour-14","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2021\/06\/tale-of-two-stubbles-hour-14\/","title":{"rendered":"Tale of Two Stubbles&#8211;Hour 14"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My boy is four<\/p>\n<p>He has a five o&#8217;clock shadow<\/p>\n<p>at 11 AM<\/p>\n<p>I stand him on the sink<\/p>\n<p>and we shave together<\/p>\n<p>Of course his beard is made of pudding<\/p>\n<p>(yes, like father like son)<\/p>\n<p>so it comes off easily after a decent soak<\/p>\n<p>He likes the shaving cream though<\/p>\n<p>so i give him my butter knife to use<\/p>\n<p>Well, hell, I let him shave me too<\/p>\n<p>gotta earn that four-year-old allowance<\/p>\n<p>somehow<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My boy is four He has a five o&#8217;clock shadow at 11 AM I stand him on the sink and we shave together Of course his beard is made of pudding (yes, like father like son) so it comes off easily after a decent soak&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":255,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-98297","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/98297","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/255"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=98297"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/98297\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":98398,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/98297\/revisions\/98398"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=98297"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=98297"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=98297"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}