{"id":98497,"date":"2021-06-26T22:28:37","date_gmt":"2021-06-27T02:28:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=98497"},"modified":"2021-06-26T22:28:37","modified_gmt":"2021-06-27T02:28:37","slug":"hour-14_holes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2021\/06\/hour-14_holes\/","title":{"rendered":"Hour 14_holes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just how many holes<br \/>\ndoes it take<br \/>\nto fill the Albert Hall?<br \/>\nErnest O\u2019Follipar,<br \/>\nChief Executive, Royal Albert Hall,<br \/>\nobjected<br \/>\nin the strongest possible terms \u2013<br \/>\n<em>Concert-goers will not attend<br \/>\nout of fear of falling<br \/>\ninto a hole!<\/em><br \/>\nA self-appointed hole-counter,<br \/>\nO\u2019Follipar tallied all the holes<br \/>\nand came up with 32<br \/>\n(if you include the doors).<br \/>\nProposed lyric changes<br \/>\nsubmitted to Brian Epstein<br \/>\nwere not accepted.<br \/>\nJohn Lennon forthwith<br \/>\ndispatched a note of reply,<br \/>\nfurther angering the<br \/>\nesteemed Royal Albert Hall Council.<br \/>\nA ban on performing the offending song<br \/>\ncontinued until Milli Vanilli (by God)<br \/>\nunknowingly played it in 1989.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019d love to turn you on.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just how many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall? Ernest O\u2019Follipar, Chief Executive, Royal Albert Hall, objected in the strongest possible terms \u2013 Concert-goers will not attend out of fear of falling into a hole! A self-appointed hole-counter, O\u2019Follipar tallied all the&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3072,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-98497","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/98497","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3072"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=98497"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/98497\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":98503,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/98497\/revisions\/98503"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=98497"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=98497"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=98497"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}