{"id":99332,"date":"2021-06-27T00:21:10","date_gmt":"2021-06-27T04:21:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=99332"},"modified":"2021-06-27T00:21:10","modified_gmt":"2021-06-27T04:21:10","slug":"drink-16-of-24","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2021\/06\/drink-16-of-24\/","title":{"rendered":"drink &#8211; 16 of 24"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>if the jaguar drinks enough lemonade<br \/>\nhe will tell you a riddle<br \/>\nhe will ask you how many times<br \/>\nyou\u2019ve crossed a bridge with a troll<br \/>\nunderneath, he will ask<br \/>\nif you have ever plucked a pussywillow<br \/>\nand he will tell you that those<br \/>\nare his grandchildren\u2019s tails<br \/>\nand he wants them back<\/p>\n<p>if the jaguar drinks enough gin<br \/>\nhe will smile wide and mistake you for meat<br \/>\nhe will exaggerate his fangs and his<br \/>\nfancy for you, but he\u2019s secretly<br \/>\na vegetarian so the last page<br \/>\nof this nursery rhyme will say<br \/>\nhickory dickory dock<br \/>\nsince when do jaguars talk?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>if the jaguar drinks enough lemonade he will tell you a riddle he will ask you how many times you\u2019ve crossed a bridge with a troll underneath, he will ask if you have ever plucked a pussywillow and he will tell you that those are&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":73,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-99332","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99332","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/73"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=99332"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99332\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":99334,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99332\/revisions\/99334"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=99332"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=99332"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=99332"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}