{"id":9950,"date":"2015-06-13T17:04:34","date_gmt":"2015-06-13T21:04:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=9950"},"modified":"2015-06-13T17:04:34","modified_gmt":"2015-06-13T21:04:34","slug":"chi-weenie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2015\/06\/chi-weenie\/","title":{"rendered":"Chi-Weenie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oliver, Oliver.<\/p>\n<p>Why are you so annoying?<\/p>\n<p>Oliver, Oliver.<\/p>\n<p>Why are you still growing?<\/p>\n<p>Oliver, Oliver.<\/p>\n<p>Should you have so much hair?<\/p>\n<p>Oliver, Oliver.<\/p>\n<p>When I eat why do you stare?<\/p>\n<p>Oliver, Oliver.<\/p>\n<p>Is hot dog your favorite dish?<\/p>\n<p>Oliver, Oliver.<\/p>\n<p>Does rolled up newspaper make you twitch?<\/p>\n<p>Oliver, Oliver.<\/p>\n<p>The realest &#8220;cat&#8221; I&#8217;ve ever known.<\/p>\n<p>Oliver, Oliver.<\/p>\n<p>True to design, if truth be told.<\/p>\n<p>Oliver, Oliver.<\/p>\n<p>To you I tribute, do you care?<\/p>\n<p>OLIVER, OLIVER!<\/p>\n<p>Would you\u00a0get off my stinkin&#8217; chair.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oliver, Oliver. Why are you so annoying? Oliver, Oliver. Why are you still growing? Oliver, Oliver. Should you have so much hair? Oliver, Oliver. When I eat why do you stare? Oliver, Oliver. Is hot dog your favorite dish? Oliver, Oliver. Does rolled up newspaper&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":628,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9950","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9950","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/628"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9950"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9950\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10013,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9950\/revisions\/10013"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9950"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9950"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9950"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}