{"id":9988,"date":"2015-06-13T17:11:48","date_gmt":"2015-06-13T21:11:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=9988"},"modified":"2015-06-13T17:11:48","modified_gmt":"2015-06-13T21:11:48","slug":"you-expect-me-to-what","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2015\/06\/you-expect-me-to-what\/","title":{"rendered":"You Expect Me to What?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Fuck, are you serious?<\/p>\n<p>You expect me to set a timer?<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t have one<\/p>\n<p>Well actually I do,<\/p>\n<p>On my phone but I hate doing that.<\/p>\n<p>How about I just write for like five minutes,<\/p>\n<p>Screw the editing,<\/p>\n<p>Straight from the brain<\/p>\n<p>Buku crazy stuff that makes no sense.<\/p>\n<p>That is how I write most of my poetry after all.<\/p>\n<p>I know, I gotta be more open minded<\/p>\n<p>I guess five minutes out of my life isn&#8217;t so bad,<\/p>\n<p>God knows I am giving you<\/p>\n<p>Twenty four hours of my life<\/p>\n<p>The least I could do is give you five minutes.<\/p>\n<p>But the fifteen for editing?<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s pretty extreme.<\/p>\n<p>Oh wait, I forgot to set the timer.<\/p>\n<p>Is it five minutes yet?<\/p>\n<p>I have no idea, no concept of time<\/p>\n<p>Ah hell, failed already.<\/p>\n<p>Next prompt please?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fuck, are you serious? You expect me to set a timer? I don&#8217;t have one Well actually I do, On my phone but I hate doing that. How about I just write for like five minutes, Screw the editing, Straight from the brain Buku crazy&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":31,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,441,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9988","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","category-poetry-prompt-responses","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9988","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/31"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9988"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9988\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10066,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9988\/revisions\/10066"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9988"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9988"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9988"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}