Been to a festival lately?
Forget the main attractions
No one is there for the music
It’s all about the bacon

There was a time when it could be ignored
Now, bacon is in your face!
In your artisan beer
In your candy
In your ice cream
In your tater tots
I’m sure someone somewhere has created a bacon flavored soda
or, *shudder*, coffee!

It may even be in your music
In fact, I’m convinced, bacon and Taylor Swift have the same publicist
They are both everywhere all the time.
Beware the Bacon Swift Burger