My palms are sweaty

My heart patters too quick

Perhaps, just maybe, I’m going to be sick

You ask who I am

Like it’s the first day of school

I stand here in front of you

Please please think I’m cool

Your eyes pierce me

Waiting to hear

Hi my name is Bree

I…I guess you want to know about me

I do hair

And makeup

And nails too

I do it for the love

I do it for the art

I do it for the money

I do it to make the world a happier place

 

I am a slasher

A hairstylist

Slash

An Actress

Slash

A songstress

Slash

A writer

Slash

A mermaid

Slash

A spiritual being

Slash Slash Slash

All these things

And many more

They all make me Bree

 

May I sit down now?