“Quantum leaps herein upon belief!

Though I truly hate my mom’s fake beef…”

Zelda idly paused in almost thought.

Her face of beauty glazed as sadness brought

the vision of the one boys thought most fair.

Skip, skip, skip oh magic rock!

Touch, touch, touch, this water NOT!

I am Geraldine!” Kerplop…

“It tumbled when I threw…”

“Oh why!” Kerplunk…

“Can’t I!” Plip, plunk…

“Be YOU?” Splash!