We’ve paid our dues and joined the ranks

as gracefully as possible

we don’t steam the wrinkles from our panks

Our hygiene, not in question

corridors and hallways. make no fuss

but careful, cover us

those sun rays aren’t a boon

we play hard, work hard and

take our second shower by noon

The grass is not our playground

nor are the courts of ball.

just cover up the hallways and leave us,

Then the we’ll be the happiest of all!

-Club Xystus