Karambit

Curved thing cuts better than a straight out thing

anyway this is how I rationalize my purchase

and tell my date why I carry a weird fucking knife on my belt

A concealed carry pistol she would have been able to handle better

even one that was like on the hip in a holster

had I been wearing Oakley wraparounds and a ‘come and take it’ shirt

But no here’s her date

murder blade on the belt

talking about its use in Indonesia and shit

Tiger claw he says

more like compensation

This is scary, he’s scary

I’m scary