I plug you in and vamp up the heat,

oh, how you exhaust my memory storage,

taking up space with images and stories,

poetry and prose,

newsfeed and selfies,

*Alert: storage almost full*

your security breaches airing my dirty laundry to the world,

hello world,

let’s connect,

here is a nude image of me… “when was that even taken?”

at least my credit card information is safe,

*Alert: Someone is trying to access your gmail account in Japan*

I wish that was me in Japan, better change my password,

“Hm… What did I change it to?”

To remember I hummed a jingle and It went something like this–

If you want to get that password,

Find the perfect KISS

*Alert: 3 failed login attempts will lock your account*

We have a love/hate relationship,

Powering down.