Welcome, what would you like to know?

I will help as much as I can, I don’t get around much,

but I see things and pay attention, you see,

so, ask away, or better yet, let’s just start

on the ground and see how it goes.

 

1A is a single male (whispers; I think he’s bi)

will bench press all night when he is stressed,

had a dog, but lost custody to his “friend”

smiles when he passes, don’t talk though

and never, ever looks you in the eye

 

2A…ehehm…engaged is what she says,

likes her country LOUD especially at 2am

no pets, no visitors, no family I know of

will talk for a while if greeted first,

but would be alone and that’s how she stays

 

1B are married (if you believe in that sort of thing)

Blue eyes has a kid that comes around

Brown eyes disappears a lot, business you know.

They argue a lot about little things, but seem

to be nice, if you know what I mean.

 

2B has way too many friends. Most you won’t even see twice.

Such a beautiful girl too, it’s such a shame.

She should be more careful, ‘stead of playing THAT game.

She listens real good, has a nice smile,

always smells like she bathes in spices.

 

1C is the one you want to know all about, they still haven’t cleaned it.

So sad what happened to the couple that lived there,

I can’t tell ya, you would’ve had to be here

But the cops did their job up right, that charge will stick

All the evidence, not even Perry Mason could beat it.

 

2C, well, that’s me! Just this old worn out Grandma.

Nothing but time on my hands and no where to go.

I’m very accepting, not a prejudiced bone, but bless their hearts,

the people moving in these days, I don’t know where to start.

I find it is best if I keep to myself and just don’t get involved.